[The Next Web] Here are some free ideas to help sex-up other toys for National Masturbation Day (I’m so, so sorry)

Nothing’s sacred. You’d think that popular 90s toy the Bop It! would be free from Rule 43 (the idea that if it exists, there’s porn of it on the internet), but, once again, here we are. Today, in honor of National Masturbation Day (I know), Nutaku (I know) – an adult online games platform – has announced the the creation of the Flick N’ Jerk. Words can’t do this thing justice: Just like Wordsworth summed up humanity’s intimate connection with nature with the immortal lines: I wandered lonely as a cloudThat floats on high o’er vales and hills,When all at…

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